tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19660187.post8786848761445574592..comments2023-10-18T13:20:16.450+04:00Comments on The Grumpy Goat: You never heard it hereGrumpy Goathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07944514711900089561noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19660187.post-10042928666767473722007-06-25T12:06:00.000+05:002007-06-25T12:06:00.000+05:00In Dubai:"Last time I called your restaurant I act...In Dubai:<BR/><BR/>"Last time I called your restaurant I actually got everything I ordered the way I wanted it to be"<BR/>"This bank really delvers what it promises"<BR/><BR/>RnDAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11479702026366553752noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19660187.post-6974567109122148812007-06-24T21:43:00.000+05:002007-06-24T21:43:00.000+05:00On planet Earth"Actually sir, your medical insuran...On planet Earth<BR/>"Actually sir, your medical insurance covers all aspects of this condition, I'll arrange direct payment to the medical service provider straight away"<BR/><BR/>In the UK (where the Snu is a very popular tabloid newspaper)<BR/>"This article in the Snu is deeply insightful and fair to all parties concerned"<BR/><BR/>In any school<BR/>"Please Sir, can we do our research in the Library instead of on the internet"<BR/><BR/>In Saudi<BR/>"the abaya is such a liberating garment for women"<BR/><BR/>In France, to an Englishman<BR/>"yes of course I speak English, how can I help you?"<BR/><BR/>In England, to any non English-speaking person<BR/>"yes of course I speak (Any language you care to choose), how can I help you?"<BR/><BR/>In Italy<BR/>"no I couldn't possibly wear leather, its so unfair on the animals"<BR/><BR/>In a Macdonalds<BR/>"are you sure you need all that food, sir, consider your health"<BR/><BR/>GGnomadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00554527372940638254noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19660187.post-7163273836114378492007-06-23T10:30:00.000+05:002007-06-23T10:30:00.000+05:00In Dubai:"Oh, there's a queue. Never mind, I will ...In Dubai:<BR/><BR/>"Oh, there's a queue. Never mind, I will take my place at the end and wait patiently."littlejimmyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07339011058529841043noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19660187.post-88796626304035241582007-06-23T01:45:00.000+05:002007-06-23T01:45:00.000+05:00The Beatles sang, "Stawberry Fields Forever", whic...The Beatles sang, "Stawberry Fields Forever", which conjures wonderful imagies, unless yr a migrant farm worker.<BR/>Cheers<BR/>pegsAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com