Friday, December 24, 2010

Merry Christmas!

Put the turkey
In the oven,
Mummified in tinfoil,
With an onion
Stuffed up
Its behind.

Sage and onion,
Roast potatoes;
Put the sprouts on to boil.
Friends arrive,
And ply them
With red wine.

Tryptophan!
Tryptophan!
Ten-thousand calories later...
I’m a man;
I’ve a plan:
Snore through the film on TV.

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4 comments:

  1. Anonymous1:42 pm

    Merry Christmas to you both, and best wishes for the New Year.

    [forlorn hope]Don't eat or drink too much[/forlorn hope].

    Eric & Ann

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  2. Dave3:51 pm

    Merry Christmas Mr Goat, please keep the blogs coming in 2011.

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  3. Anonymous3:06 am

    Merry Christmas, we had a lovely timewith kiddies 5-15. Long trip home, but arrived to 8 inches of snow, but a good angel had ploughed the driveway, so the infirm were able to get into the house. Have a wonderful new year. tmil.

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  4. comedyrocks.com5:51 am

    Best of health and happiness in 2011 from an occasional blog visitor!
    Keep those blog updates coming!

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