Shakespearean Christmas

I found this on the internet, here.

Not to be outdone, here are a couple of my own efforts...

O come, king of Naples,

Shipwrecked on this island 

Along with your brother, son, and others besides 

Because of a Tempest conjured by me, Prospero. 

Ariel will stop slaughter; 

Your son will wed my daughter; 

And Caliban will get plastered with Stephano.

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Away with the fairies, 

The mischievous Puck

Bewitches two couples

In the woods where they... 're stuck.

And meanwhile, a rehearsal

Ends in chaos and dread

When Bottom develops

An asinine head.

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"Emperor is Saturninus."

So says Titus Andronicus.

Queen Tamora loves a Moor. A 

Tale of revenge goes thus:

O...

Human sacrifice and rape;

Murder; hands to mutilate.

Romans willing; Goths for killing.

Baked in pies Tamora ate.

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