Not to be outdone, here are a couple of my own efforts...
O come, king of Naples,
Shipwrecked on this island
Along with your brother, son, and others besides
Because of a Tempest conjured by me, Prospero.
Ariel will stop slaughter;
Your son will wed my daughter;
And Caliban will get plastered with Stephano.
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Away with the fairies,
The mischievous Puck
Bewitches two couples
In the woods where they... 're stuck.
And meanwhile, a rehearsal
Ends in chaos and dread
When Bottom develops
An asinine head.
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"Emperor is Saturninus."
So says Titus Andronicus.
Queen Tamora loves a Moor. A
Tale of revenge goes thus:
O...
Human sacrifice and rape;
Murder; hands to mutilate.
Romans willing; Goths for killing.
Baked in pies Tamora ate.
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