Friday, December 24, 2010

Merry Christmas!

Put the turkey
In the oven,
Mummified in tinfoil,
With an onion
Stuffed up
Its behind.

Sage and onion,
Roast potatoes;
Put the sprouts on to boil.
Friends arrive,
And ply them
With red wine.

Ten-thousand calories later...
I’m a man;
I’ve a plan:
Snore through the film on TV.



Anonymous said...

Merry Christmas to you both, and best wishes for the New Year.

[forlorn hope]Don't eat or drink too much[/forlorn hope].

Eric & Ann

Dave said...

Merry Christmas Mr Goat, please keep the blogs coming in 2011.

Anonymous said...

Merry Christmas, we had a lovely timewith kiddies 5-15. Long trip home, but arrived to 8 inches of snow, but a good angel had ploughed the driveway, so the infirm were able to get into the house. Have a wonderful new year. tmil. said...

Best of health and happiness in 2011 from an occasional blog visitor!
Keep those blog updates coming!


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