Sunday, May 06, 2007

Tragoidia: not quite a swansong

I was saddened to learn of the death of Rose, the Sudanese caprine bride. She was married to Mr Charles Tombe following his bout of drinking and their subsequent 'improper relationship'. We now learn here and here that poor Rose has died as a result of eating a plastic bag.

Was this the result of a tragic accident, or was Mr Tombe such a poor husband that Rose committed capricide? One thing is for sure: Rose is survived by a kid, which presumably is prima facie evidence that she was an adulterous goat.

I thought it was the cuckolded husband who was supposed to wear the horns.


Keefieboy said...

Speaking of husbands: how about an announcement?

Grumpy Goat said...

As I said to my sister recently: "All will be revealed in due course."


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