Monday, July 31, 2006
All together now...
The fashion for satirical ditties continues unabated...
(Who wants to be a millionaire?)
Who'd like a link that's proxy-free?
I would!
To utilise VoIP?
I would!
Can I view pictures on display in FlickR
And reunite friends
Who are scattered afar?
Who'd like to share a video?
I would!
Then to YouTube I ought to go!
I would,
But sites are blocked by my ISP;
They would!
They're playing the game 'Monopoly'.
Who wants to download some email
I do!
At a pace faster than a snail?
I do!
Doesn't seem likely in this dry desert land,
And that's even though
I paid for broadband.
When I think it can get no worse,
I do
Oft use bad language, swear and curse,
I do.
Can competition cure all my woes?
Aye, Du
Has got to be better, I suppose.
(Who wants to be a millionaire?)
Who'd like a link that's proxy-free?
I would!
To utilise VoIP?
I would!
Can I view pictures on display in FlickR
And reunite friends
Who are scattered afar?
Who'd like to share a video?
I would!
Then to YouTube I ought to go!
I would,
But sites are blocked by my ISP;
They would!
They're playing the game 'Monopoly'.
Who wants to download some email
I do!
At a pace faster than a snail?
I do!
Doesn't seem likely in this dry desert land,
And that's even though
I paid for broadband.
When I think it can get no worse,
I do
Oft use bad language, swear and curse,
I do.
Can competition cure all my woes?
Aye, Du
Has got to be better, I suppose.
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5 comments:
To the tune of "Who Wants to be A Millionaire", from the film High Society
ah thanks Mme Cyn - that's better - once you know the rhythm, it's easier to sing along to!
Thank you for the feedback. I've now posted the reference to the tune.
*clap, clap*
Well written indeed.
to browse youtube, put in a '3' after the www of the url and you're good to go
funnily enough, I'd never heard of it until they 'banned' it.
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